First off I want to wish all our viewers a very happy The Epiphany, Three Kings' Day, Twelfth Night, La Befana..whatever the hell those might be they are some of the best holidays celebrated on this beautiful Wednesday. Todays blog will solve the biggest unsolved mystery since the last time i forgot to pull out.
What is more Bro.. Going Limp or Two Pump Chumping?
If your going to read this and say you have never experienced any of these fine performances your lieing to yourself and more importantly your lieing to me so in my eyes you can burn in a concentraion camp. Before I make a decision on this I want to remind you that nether one of these are really that bro..hilarious? absolutely, but you should wait to laugh until after she walks out of the frat house head down texting her friends about how pathetic you are.. do you care? no fuckin way because your still the man and that cum guzzling freshman who hates her dad more than I hate it when i wake up to man piece burning will be back for me when she realizes her thong is wrapped around your neck the next day at practice.
I believe that Going limp will have to get the nod in this epic showdown... not lasting shows that your little head or even worse your big head likes what is happening..going limp can mean a number of things, all of which lead right back to your the fuckin man and this girl needs to try harder next time she is looking for a fine cut of deli meat.
and remember kids...dont tell mom the babysitters dead!
-Dunston Pulls Out
2 comments:
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