The screaming seagull could be the best move since the bombing of Hiroshima. Although it does not massacure more people than Tiger Woods has stuck his driver in on the last PGA tour it is one of the worlds greatest sexual moves. Bros are put on this planet for one reason, and that reason is to smush as many boxes as humanly possible. What better way to spend your day on the beach than by sticking your soak and wet crow bar in the sand and then crushing a poor girls box harder than Obama crushed the American dream. This move may be hard to pull off but trust me, every girl wakes up hoping to get a wet sandy D in there sweet spot.
Flow Hard, Bang Fast,
- Dunston Pulls Out
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