First off let me just start off with the obvious two reasons why condoms are good. 1) They make sure some filthy hoe doesn't make your D burn and fall off and 2) They help you not impregnate bitches to a point. That said here are the 276482618 reasons why condoms suck. Ladies for you to fully understand how awful these little dick stranglers are I want you to do an exercise for me. I want you to find some warm mashed potatoes or apple pie or whatever your cup of tea is and stick 2 fingers in the center of it... now i want you to put a condom on those 2 fingers and try again... sucks right? Now get drunk and do it... So when you're getting your holes punished because a guy is loaded and you're making him wear a rub a dub dub no fun in the tub and you're bitching because he can't finish and your vag is all dried up and in excrutiating pain, I want you to get up find the closest mirror and look into it and say the following, "this is all my fault." You see your childish ways have finally caught up to you. All you had to do was simply go to your doctor or your gyno or your therapist or your dentist or one of the 75 doctors you bitches seem to have and say hey I want my vag pounded without guys having to have their cocks loosely strangled to the point where they lose their erection so my vagina doesn't hurt anymore please :-) and wa-fucking-lah you've got the thing that makes the world go round, the pill. So ladies stop being immature and selfish and do us all a favor and go get on the pill. If Obama wants to restore the American Dream which he has killed he would make it mandatory that at 16 when a slut gets her license she is also handed a perscription for birth control which she must fill and take everyday or else she is sent to a special non birth control prison for dykes. If he did that people would forget about the economy and the war and healthcare all together and they'd be in the streets screaming GOD BLESS AMERICA!
"You're welcome America"
-Dingo is my Name-O
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