Ladies and Gents it is a sad day in cocksman history as arguably the greatest of them all is rumored to being hitched next November to none other than certified dick wrecker Minka Kelly. I'm talking of course about none other than Derek Sanderson Jeter. The vaginas this man has conquered is a list greater than any I've ever heard. He is no doubt one of the all-time greats and no brainer top 3 boss cock of all-time. My Top 3 pussy paralyzers are in no particular order; Derek Jeter, Wilt Chamberlin and JFK. I mean bros like these only come around once every couple of decades. Other lesser men like Tiger Woods are idiots and get married when they're at the top of their game and then have no choice, but to run wild and cheat with the bulk of the female free world. But take a look at the hoes Tiger cheated with, not one of them is a household name and that's because the man was married and can't be banging Micha Barton at some club and get away with it, no no Tiger had to get filthy with some Craigslist broads. Jeter did it all right I mean he's been the King of New York City since the series in '96. He's dipped his balls in every hot piece of ass for a decade and a half! I mean name one other person to conquer BOTH Jessica's! (Biel and Alba). And now much like his professional career DJ sees his snatch conquering days winding down and what better solution than to marry some young hot starlet who can no doubt play the trouser snake flute like jethro motherfuckin tull. Some guys just never disappoint and while it pains me to see one of the greats go out, it's better to go out on top of your game and Derek Sanderson Jeter will always be remembered as one of the best of all time.
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