How Big of a Douche is Lane Kiffin?

Wow how retarded and out of wack is college football right now? Pete Carroll goes back to the NFL and the entire system falls apart! Well the big news right now is Lane Kiffin has essentially lied to kids to get them to go to Tennessee to play football for him and then abandoned them out in the cold. I'm trying to find a way to describe this to non football fans and the only thing I can come up with is telling a 5 year old kid that Santa is dead on Christmas Eve and that Christmas is cancelled for life, unless you move to another country and have to sit out Christmas for 1 year. I mean everyone and anyone is complaining about how Lane Kiffin screwed over the Tennessee football community and blah blah blah but what about the real victims here! The Players! I mean it's ridiculous how coaches can just jump from job to job as they please with no penalties while players if they choose to leave a school have to sit out a year before they can play again. This is the same system that pays coaches millions of dollars and doesn't allow the players to even hold a part time job. The biggest losers out of all of this are the kids who were so dedicated to Tennessee that they graduated high school early to enroll in classes in the spring and attend spring practices so they could get a jumpstart to their college football careers. Now that they're officially enrolled in classes they can't even de-commit and transfer without being penalized and having to sit out a year! I mean these kids gave up spring semester of their senior year in high school for this shit! Do I need to tell you what a kid that's good enough to play football at Tennessee could do in his last semester of high school. These kids would be doing their best Derek Jeter impressions and blazing a path of glory 1,2,3,4 or 5 vaginas at a time! So shame on you Lane Kiffin and the NCAA sports system altogether, you have ruined the lives of young men and you should all be forced to apologize to not only their dicks, but to all the young girls in their former high schools who never got the chance to get smashed out by a D1 football star!

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