Just wanted to poke my dick in and say hi, i know everyone has been checking the blog all day waiting for me to post.. Today has been rather boring all I have done is crush steel, bang 3 girls and save an old lady and her cat from a burning building. I wanted to pay some respect to the #1 show on television...
You dont have to be hung like a horse to know there are 4 gurantees in life...death, taxes, playoff beards, and Jersey Shore is the best television show since Saved by the Bell.. and no im not talking college years im talking before puberty. This show could single handly save MTV. MTV has evolved from shows where people get drunk and do entertaining stuff (real world Hawaii) to movies and south park. The last two seasons of The Real World have been so bad I sometimes feel like im listening to a book on tape about politics and gay rights. Just when I thought we were all dead, here comes the Situation saving the mother fuckin day!! For those of you who dont know why he was a 56 pack of ripped abs, its because every time he gets down with a little hood rat, God is so happy that he grants him one extra ab. I usually find myself counting down the hours until this show is on again..am i disappointed when its over? no shot in hell because I know that this kind of entertainment can only happen once a week..anymore and we would all explode with happiness.
Happy Nanakusa (Seven Herbs Festival) to everyone in Japan!
- Dunstin Pulls Out
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