In the words of the great Jim Carrey in one of the greastest movies of all time (Liar, Liar) "And the truth, shall set you free!" Finally after seeing McGwire blow up and look as big as Ronnie from Jersey Shore and hit moonballs out of the earth's atmosphere he has finally admitted his use of performance enhancing drugs (i.e. Steroids and HGH). Now that said here comes the big question, "does this change your view of Mark McGwire?" And my answer is simply not really. I mean the guy absolute blasted the ball into Big Mac land for one reason and that was for the kids. Every time McGwire put the syringes to the ball and smoked it into Big Mac Land the kids all got free happy meals or some shit. So, being the humanitarian that I am I have no issues with McGwire juicing his balls off to feed some kids and all you soul less bastards in the media can eat my shorts if you disagree. You think Mac wanted his balls to shrivel up in his man pouch? You think he wanted this bonafide ball breaker that's on his lap to be turned off by his marble sized man bag? So, when you're throwin rocks at McGwire don't forget he is the real victim here. That said I'm interested to see how cowards like Pocket Rocket Clemens and Bearoid Bonds feel now that a true American hero like Big Mac has come forward. Like those selfish bastards did it for a paycheck while McGwire was just tryin to feed the youth of the greater St. Louis area....
Dingo-Is-My-Nameo
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