I cannot put into words how physically and emotionally angry I am at the last 24 hours of my life. Last night around 6pm I received a phone call informing me that my computer was broken and would cost about 400 dollars to replace (more than new laptops are going for these days), then the improbable happened, Colt Fuckin McCoy the kid who was destined to be the QB at Texas got injured and knocked out of the game a mere 5 offensive plays in... Oh excuse me by injury i meant to say he got a boo boo. The kid said on national TV he felt no pain... umm ok dude so why the fuck didn't you play? Like it's the national championship game... you're THE Colt McCoy... like I thought you laughed in the face of danger and pissed on the cowards beneath you as they cowered in fear of you. But no he stood on the sidelines like a pussy with a headset on... cool dude... So, that brings me to today... nursing a Vince Wilfork sized hangover on the couch watching re-run after re-run of bitch boy Colt McCoy get bumped too hard I pick up my iPod Touch to put in my pocket and like a freak of nature leapt out of my hand in an apparent suicide attempt and landed perfectly into a half EMPTY glass of water and broke... That was as the phrase goes, "the straw that broke the camel's dick." Like ok my laptop broke, shit happens. Alright Colt McCoy left the game and Texas lost, what a pussy but whatever. Then my iPod is so scared about it's future life with me that it just ends its life now in fear of the future sufferings it'll endure alive... After all this I finally realized why this shit kept happening to me and it's simply karma. I am now being punished for the countless hearts and vaginas I've punished over the years and continue to punish. I mean no human should be able to do what I do and just get away with it, that is except for me at least. But now I just feel foolish because karma is a filthy whore who gets around to everyone even me... So call me Earl from My Name is Earl but don't expect me to walk around with a list undoing my dirty deeds cuz for 1 it would be way too long to fix in 1 lifetime and 2 I'd rather just continue breaking hearts and bustin holes instead and just avoid karma like the girl I banged last night. Live and Learn Kids.
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