Hi folks, just got back from the doctor, thought i was in trouble but turns out to be nothing a few days of pills can't clear up. Wanted to comment on why I think the NHL has less of a viewing audience than a double team at a frat house. First off I think this is a shame, we all know cash is king and the MLB can afford to bore us hours a night every single god damn night. The NHL pays their players and GM's with peanuts and happy ending massages and simply can not be on ESPN 23 hours a day. Hockey use to be a sport where players with glorious flowing mullets and other flashy long hair styles would glide around beat the shit out of each other while scoring a few goals and then after the game they would all go get wrecked and take down incredible war pigs. What is it now?? A bunch of clean cut pre-madonas who can not even pack long cut without getting the spins.
I can guarantee if you had a buzz cut in the 80's and tried to play in the NHL you would not be crushing any box outside of the sin bin.
Until the NHL brings back long flowing locks on the reg, players who fuck girls on the reg, and goalies who are not scared to go mask-less..this league will struggle more than trying to hide a boner in sweatpants.
Strap up before you get clapped up
- Dunston Pulls Out
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