I have recently found a new love for myself through the Internet. This new loves emergence is due to the anonymity the web provides. I'm not a coward, but lets just say i prefer to be the man sitting in the chair petting the cat. I'm a king not a pawn and don't you ever forget that. That rhymed, unintentional. But because i have realized this anonymity, i have not only have become an asshole online, but in real life. Honestly right now I wish i could send my dad back in time 70 years so he could of paid for Al Gore's back alley abortion (Just in case you didn't know, Al Gore claimed to have invented the Internet). Now people might say, "Hey Excessively Pleasant, Shouldn't your dad just go back 22 years and just pull out instead?" I say no because because like my grandpa in Korea, we never pull out. But instead of lamenting on my new found assholeness, maybe I could learn something from it. That probably wont happen until my ass gets kicked or my dad takes away my credit cards. Trust in your Trust Fund.
Excessively Pleasant
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