A Formal Thank You from Long Island to "The Jersey Shore"

I feel the urge to thank the MTV show, "Jersey Shore," for liberating Long Island from the reputation of a guido "hot bed". For years now, Long Island has been plagued with notorious stain of housing these bar and club terrorist. Even though Long Island may still breed guido's and guidette's, our image of ritzy WASPs is no longer shadowed by the mountains of hair gel or tanning salons. Soon their people will stop traveling to bars in Queens or even the South Shore. Oh no, their new Mecca is the Jersey Shore. Honestly, the whole country should rejoice that their cities will not be labelled as a Guido stronghold because New Jersey has assumed that as their state culture. I cannot describe how happy this show makes me. Not only does this show centralize guido's to a specific area, but it makes New Jersey even trashier. I swear every episode makes me look better by comparison because I am not only preppy, but mild mannered. The "Jersey Shore" almost makes "white collar" crimes acceptable. Much like what MTV "Cribs" did to black people, "Jersey Shore" has exposed and confirmed the stereotypes of certain Italians, Jews, and even the gay Irish. I only hope the minorities of this country will see how different white people really are.