So recently I've been bored outta my mind around the house watching SportsCenter a solid 4 times a day and I can't help but think how ridiculous the NBA has gotten. For those of you who have been living in a cave with Osama for the past 2 weeks or so, Gilbert Arenas of the Wizards and Jarvaris Critteron were playin a poker game which Arenas lost and then refused to pay up and instead placed like 4 gats (guns) on the table and was like what gambling debt homie? Crinterron responds by pulling out his own gun, loading a clip, and putting a bullet in the chamber... oh and this was in the fucking Wizards locker room... This is one of America's top 4 sports! Athletes that are role models, but appear to be nothing more than gangster thugs bringing guns into their own fuckin locker rooms. Talk about trusting your teammates right? Well for me I've never been a big "basketball" (if you can even justify the NBA being basketball as they ignore every major rule in the book) guy anyway, but it just seems like a mix between Grand Theft Auto, WWE, and the AND1 mix tape tour without the Professor. AKA lame. So my pitch to the people at Infinity Ward (the makers of arguably one of the hottest video games right now; Call of Duty Mondern Warefare 2), you should make a Call of Duty: The Washington Wizards Locker Room. I mean you've got everything you need, controversy to spark media hype (aka free publicity), star power with Gilbert Arenas (aka Agent Zero aka Hibatchi) you know Arenas is suspended with no income for at least the season and will be looking for a paycheck, shit he will probably agree for voice overs and to be on the cover. And then comes the big twist, PLAXICO busts outta the joint and vows to take over the NBA and LeBron and Kobe team up with Gilbert to stop him. I mean it's Marketing 101 here people, get on the money train while you still can.
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