Saturday, May 3, 2008

You know, you can't get pregnant in a hummer


I don't give a fuck about the environment. I'm so sick and tired of people preaching to me about saving the ecosystem. I'm going to give you the primary reason of why you should litter. First off, I'd like to say Seagulls would be much more of a majestic creature if they weren't eating garbage all day, but thats a whole other bag of issues. You remember that whole push to cut the plastic wire casing for cans so dolphins wouldn't get their fat noses stuck in it? Well I'd like you to use your imagination right now to picture 6 plump seagulls with their heads trapped inside the wire 6 pack. That's the type of world I want to live in.

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