Recently, I have been thinking what is the peak of the sexual summit? Now, personally I have rounded the bases and even touched 5th plate, but have I really hit a home run? So of course the next natural line of succession would involve some sort of fecal matter. But me personally, I'm not comfortable with giving or recieving shit sandwiches (I'm more of a peanut and fluff guy). If only there was some medium, some halfway house of the sexually hierarchy...oh wait there is and that my firends is called a blumpkin. For those of you that dont know what a blumpkin is Merriam Webster defines it as: The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. Out of all the other maneuvers that you could pull off this is probably the most feasible, and thus for all practical purposes the end in the game that we call life.
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