The state of house parties has been weak this summer so far. Granted it has only been about two weeks, but I have already been asked numerous times to throw a "rager" as many bros would put it. Don't get me wrong, I do throw amazing parties, buy most these kids haven't thrown a party within their collective years in high school and college. Its like a virgin asking you why you didn't have sex with a someone. I only take advice from seasoned veterans. Also I understand that people's parents are strick, but were in fucking college now. I mean if your parents are the reason why you can't have your friends over, then don't hassel my parents either. As far as party etiquette goes, atleast know you can't ask someone to throw a party, its common party etiquette. If you're worried about the cops busting up your party, you are an idiot also. That's part of the risk of throwing a party. And in total the cops have only shown up once to my house and they didn't even do anything. Another reason why I probably will not be throwing a "rager" is everyone will show up to my house. I swear people come out of the sticks for a party. And if you are one of those people, yes we are all talking about you asking "what the fuck is he/she doing here?"
By now I realize I can't get any more popular with my friends at home, and the chances of getting laid within the group is slim to none, so what incentive is there for me to even throw a party? There is none, its not like anybody is going out of their way to buy me beer for the night. All and all people have got to man up for once in their lives. I mean if my dick grew a centimeter for every party I threw, I probably have to tape my cock to my leg just to walk around. What I expect from everybody else is to pick up the slack, I'm tired of my close friends and I being the only people who "throw down." Go Big or Go Homo.
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