Today I saw a kid with long hair, trendy glasses, black boots, and a t-shirt you look at but never would buy from a kiosk in the mall, wearing a camoflauge jacket. Instantly I thought, what a piece of shit. I put myself in the shoes of every war veteran and thought of the way they would of reacted to the sight of this . The only rational reaction I could imagine is by kicking that man in the booty hole. Ofcourse I do not know what a war vet feels like.. Needless to say this kid was not shipping off to fight for Uncle Sam any time soon. This poser made me question the state of America's patriotism. Ofcourse I can't question my patriotism because I am the standard, but you get my point. This asshole is making a mockery of my beloved country's armed services. Camoflauge is not suppose to be hip, it serves a purpose and saves real men from real danger. I wanted to know what this kid was hiding from. Could it be friends, girls, family, or the truth? I felt the need to wrap myself in an American flag and spit in that kids face. Certainly I began to think about how these kids could be so obsessed with the prospect of death and how he'll never come close to experience it except for the time they took 5 advils instead of 2. But besides that kid ruining my meal, I realized the only attention this douchefag was getting is the type that drives a emo, goth. Nice job shit bag.
